YES! Well, by some quirk or slip of the mouse you've ended up at our little webspace that will attempt to buck the usual trend of mad ubercool arthouse clicky things and cutting edge graphic design in favour of a proliferation of random gravestones and smart-arse but relatively up to date speculation of what the three of us in Dead As Doornails are up to.

We've got a few demos knocking around that will give you an idea of what we are about, which you can find in the OUTPUT page. Feel free to download and keep so that when you actually go to buy our album you will be gently pushed by guilt into parting with your cash (or somebody else's) rather than thieving it from your secret remote location on the Interweb. They are copyright however and written by Dead As Doornails. Any dodgy bits are variously attributed but not restricted to hangovers, Influenza, fatigue and Cian, but our studio recordings contain the talents of multi-instumentalist and producer Martin Quinn and the drums of Andrew Quinn, to whom we are greatly indebted.

Rather than following the suggestion above literally you could instead send us an email so that we don't keep exclusively hearing from our friends in the Nigerian bank who desperately need someone to take loads of money off their hands because we're rolling in the stuff already. If you are a recession-proof record company and wish to send us a million dollar contract this is the email link to use. Alternatively, you can just send lots of random abuse and our sophisticated spam filtering system (i.e Marc) will sort out the good comments ("We love you Dead As Doornails") from the downright abusive ("We don't love you Dead As Doornails") and the occasional but familiar ("I have been instructed by the People's Bank of Nigeria...") So click here to talk to us : CONTACT page.

But let's say you're not the chatty type. You scan blogs and forum posts with an arched eyebrow of disdain, silently laughing at all the clowns who need to tell the world about themselves, endlessly bleating about their irrelevant trials and tribulations to an increasingly disinterested readership. Say instead you possess a rather fickle nature and are truly thrilled by the numerous exit doors listed on the page called LINKS then this is for you.

A big thank you to Andrew Thorn for all his work on building this website. There is not much that this man doesn't know.